Hush Yael

Make Him Beg For His Life!

            It’s been entirely too long since I did a post, so here it all is!

I recently moved into a new place with my good friend TJ. He didn’t like the place where he was staying before, and I needed to relocate, so we thought it would be a good idea to get a place together. And up to this point I will say that we were RIGHT! Our new residence is located in Sugarhouse, and it has cut the time it takes me to get to work down by about 20 minutes which is freaking great!

            As you can see here, the place is looking mighty good. Our goal was to make it not look like a bachelor pad, even though we both are lol. I will tell you this much about trying to furnish an apartment, The D.I. is our new best friend. In fact most of the furniture we have is from there.

            In other news my mother recently had a hip replacement and is doing great! I miss my sister Sara, and wish she would hurry up and learn Spanish so she can come back home. And I have been seeing someone, and I’m hoping that it leads somewhere more serious. But I won’t get ahead of myself there.

            In other other news? A Plea For Purging is in the studio, and I’ve been watching the video’s they are posting and it would appear that their new album is going to be as freaking awesome as their last one was. And in about a month Oh, Sleeper is going to be releasing their new album Children Of Fire. ß That one needs to be here now. I heard it when they were here in SLC last time, and they have been teasing it on their FaceBook page. (Jerks) You can check out one song here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl0JrSbd6bY

            Work is going really well, Justen and I recently started a new program with the boys unit, and are doing minor tweaks to perfect it. It has been working like a dream! But that’s all I have for now. So Until next time, remember to tip your servers kids.

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There was this one time when I had to hug a tree...

Uh…. Where Was I Going With That?

            I’ve been meaning to write something funny and cool and witty and slightly thought provoking for a while now, and I haven’t come up with anything. So I’m writing this instead! For your reading pleasures, I present to you the pet peeves I have for online dating.

1. Misspelled words

I really shouldn’t have to go into any detail about this. If you spell the word where like the word were, It’s an automatic turn off for me. Don’t get me wrong, every guy likes to think he is the more knowledgeable in the relationship. But I really don’t need painful (yes for me it literally causes pain) reminders that I am. I promise that I don’t find it cute when you write me a message that says “hey, Ur totaly cute! We shuld go out oooook?!” ß----- See what I mean? Not cute! Btw I almost shot myself in the head writing that example for you.

2. False Advertising

To all you girls who do the angles, PLEASE STOP! Look, this is 2011, not 2004. We all know what “the angles” look like. If you are a little bigger, just own it. Because if you do end up getting someone to go on a date with you; I can tell you that he sure as sh** is going to notice your body, yes all of it, when you are on said date. This is not the only form of false advertisement though. The next most common one I encounter is girls who say they like to listen to every kind of music. LIES! Most commonly this statement can be interpreted as “I like everything on the radio”. If these girls knew what the HAIL they were talking about, then some of my favorite bands would have a much better turn out at their shows when they come to town.

3.   Over/under-confidence

The reason I hate this so much is because it just rubs me the wrong way. To the girls out there who write sentences on their profiles that read something like “I am a great, awesome, loving, super fantastic girl and you would be lucky to ever even get to hear me breathe”. Get over yourself. I am not doubting that you posses any of the traits you so modestly advertise. But guess what sweetiepie, 7 out of 10 of you girls seem to think that about yourselves. The under-confidence issue is straight forward about why it bothers me. It’s just a huge turn off. Anyway, back to the over-confidence thing. The other thing I notice that about 4 of 5 girls put on their profile? “I have a huge heart and sometimes I think I care too much, and I have been hurt because of this in the past”. Boo-frackin-hoo, I promise your heart isn’t as big as you think it is.

So that is my rant about online dating. If you couldn’t tell, it has been getting on my nerves lately. Until next time!

Why You Shouldn't Let People Give You A Ride At 2 A.M.

            The other night I had a strange encounter. I was offered a ride while riding home from work at a rather late hour. Now you might think “Why on Earth would you ever accept a ride at the late hour of 2 A.M.” and my answer for you is that I have before and the person who did was quite nice.

            So I’m on my way home from work where I had stayed late going over patients charts, and as I’m passing an intersection this Hispanic man In a Jeep Liberty offers me a ride in VERY broken English. I told him where I was going and he said it was fine. So I went ahead and got in the car.

            No joke, not two seconds after I get in the car he starts asking me about my personal life. But not just the normal questions, where are you from, where were you coming from tonight. He starts asking those basic conversation starters as well, but then he asks personal ones too, like do you live with your family. Why the H do you need to know if I live with my family?!

            So to start the creepyness out he is doing these strange questions right? Okay. Then he starts asking me about my dating life. Do you have a girlfriend? No I do not currently have a girlfriend. Do you have a boyfriend? No I don’t date boys. Then the whole time he is asking me these he is playing on his phone, but not just playing on it, he is looking for something. At this point we are about half the distance to my house, and I’m starting to think that lying to him and saying we are there wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

            So the guy is asking me about dating and if I like boys or girls and then he shows me what it was he was looking for on his phone. PORN!!! He takes his porno and shuvs it into my face basically and I’m like “Whoa, hey I don’t look at that stuff man. It is against my beliefs”. He was a lot let down at this point.

            So finally we get to the intersection I told him that I live at. (I didn’t tell him my exact address) and I’m just like “hey yeah here is good.” And he asks if the house we are  stopping in front of is mine and I am an idiot who is honest and says no. He basically demands to drop me off at my house so I say “okay, keep going.”

            I was not about to let this creepy guy make a skin dress out of me or any of my roommates. So I just directed him a few streets in the wrong direction and told him one of the houses was mine.

            At this point I’m thinking that this whole ordeal is over and I don’t have to hold my keys in my hand like I’m going to need to stab this guy at any second. When I get out of the car he asks if he can use the bathroom inside. Sneaky sneaky… I told him the bathroom is under construction right now and isn’t working, thanked him for the ride and started walking to the back of the house that wasn’t mine.

            As this creepy man pulled away I watched in the shadows. I stayed at the house for about 15 minutes to see if he was going to pass by again, which thankfully he didn’t. I then walked the three or four blocks to my ACTUAL house and went to bed completely freaked out by the Mexican with the weird sexual deviance. 

THE RAPTURE

Denying This Day, Didn’t Stop It From Coming.

            So I woke up this morning and took a shower and cleaned myself up very nicely for the day. Went up stairs to make something to eat and noticed that there was a can of whipped cream in the fridge from the last time the AP’s came to visit. My literal response was to yell at the top of my lungs for no one to hear (no one was home) “WHIPPED CREAM FOR THE WIN!!!” I then proceeded to grab the can and spray the creamy deliciousness directly into my mouth. THIS JUST IN! Yes, as it turns out, Benjamin is in fact 11 years old.

            So today is predicted to be the day of the rapture. This should be interesting. It made me think of a line from the song for today’s post. So I will share that at the bottom. This is a strange post in the sense that it isn’t really directed toward Darling, but more toward my readers. The reason for this you ask? Well the reason is because I’m going to start a new blog that is just for my own personal use. 

            Darling,

I want you to know that I have been thinking about you a lot lately. Or I guess I should say that I have been thinking about you more in the last week than I had been in the weeks previous. I don’t know what to say here without painting myself into a corner, so for now just remember how much I care. 

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